South Park R. Kelly Wallet

First things first: if you haven't gotten the reference at this point, this wallet probbbbbbably isn't for you. If however you are currently humming "now I'm in the closet" to yourself and are about to PULL OUT YOUR GUN, read on.

This is my favorite evar episode of South Park. Why? A few reasons. First, it stars my one of my all-time favorite Louisville, KY natives, Tom Cruise. Second, have you seen R. Kelly's Hip-Hopera, trapped in the closet? YOU MUST. It is EPIC. And by epic I mean GENIUS. And by genius I mean HILARIOUS.

I do not personally have anything against Scientology, by the way. Just throwing that out there.

Anyway. Wallet is approximately 3" tall by 7.9" wide. Card slots fit standard credit cards. There are 4 slots plus a large dollar holder. Wallet is made entirely from thick paper, some clear tape, and some thread. Wallets will last as long as you want them to last: as long as you don't run them through the washing machine, feed them to your pets or use them as weapons they will hold up for a very long time.

*NOTE*: These wallets are made to order, so please allow for a few extra days after purchase. The inside dollar pocket also varies by wallet, but every lining will be a gorgeous personally chosen magazine image.